Est. 2026 — Zermatt, Switzerland

HELI-SKI.
HELI-HUNT.

The world's first predator-prey alpine experience.

Your squad splits in two. Half drop into untouched backcountry powder. The other half stay in the helicopter — armed with paintball guns — and hunt them from the sky. Friendships have never been more honest.

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How It Works

Four simple steps. One unforgettable betrayal.

01
Ascent

BOARD THE CHOPPER

Your group of 6-10 loads into our modified Bell 212 helicopter. Tensions are already high. Someone is eyeing the paintball guns. That's normal.

02
Diverge

THE SPLIT

At the summit, half the group drops into pristine backcountry powder with a 2-minute head start. They are now classified as "prey." They chose this.

03
Engage

THE HUNT BEGINS

The helicopter swoops low. The remaining passengers lean out with competition-grade paintball markers. Hunters get points for each confirmed splatter. Wind chill adds difficulty. Screaming adds ambiance.

04
Debrief

APRÈS-HUNT

Everyone regroups at the lodge for craft cocktails, steak dinner, and a slow-motion replay reel projected on a 12-foot screen. Scores are tallied. Grudges are formed. Lifelong memories are made.

A skier carving through deep powder while a hunter leans from a helicopter above
Strafing run · Zermatt · Feb 2026
SKI LIKE YOUR
LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Because it sort of does. Our guides drop you into 15,000 vertical feet of untracked powder across terrain that would make a mountain goat nervous. You'll carve through old-growth glades, launch off natural features, and navigate couloirs — all while being actively shot at from above. Studies show adrenaline improves technique by up to 400%.*

*Not a real study.

DOOR GUNNER
ENERGY

Can't ski? Perfect. Won't ski? Even better. You stay in the warm helicopter, strap into a five-point harness, and lean out the side door with a Tippmann TMC paintball marker with a 200-round hopper. Our pilot brings you in low for strafing runs while you rain neon justice on your friends below. It's the most fun a non-athlete has ever had in the mountains.

WINE PROGRAM

You've just skied 12,000 vertical feet through waist-deep powder while being strafed by your closest friends. You don't need a Sancerre. You need a wine that has seen some things. Our cellar was curated for people who treat après like a blood oath.

NO WHITE WINE
We don't carry it. We won't source it. If you want Chardonnay, there's a Marriott in the valley with a minibar and a Keurig. This is not the place.
NO PINOT NOIR
Pinot Noir is not punk rock. It's a perfectly fine grape for perfectly fine people having a perfectly fine evening. You just got shot from a helicopter. You need structure. You need tannin. You need a wine that could strip varnish off a church pew.
FULL-BODIED REDS ONLY
Cabernet Sauvignon. Syrah. Nebbiolo. Malbec. Tempranillo. Mourvèdre. Wines with conviction. Wines that don't apologize. Wines that hit harder than a paintball at 7,000 feet.
Pauillac, Bordeaux
Château Lynch-Bages 1983
Cigar box. Gravel. The quiet confidence of someone who has nothing left to prove. Decanted tableside for 45 minutes minimum — we don't rush greatness.
CHF 340 / glass
Ribera del Duero, Spain
Dominio de Pingus 2009
Inky. Brooding. Absurdly concentrated. Like drinking a grudge someone has been holding since childhood. Perfect for the hunter who just went 0-for-200 on paintballs.
CHF 580 / glass
Oakville, Napa Valley
Screaming Eagle Cabernet 2014
We have three bottles. We will not tell you what they cost. If you have to ask, you should have booked the Skirmish package. Allocated exclusively to Blood Oath guests and anyone who landed a headshot from the helicopter.
Price upon request
Pessac-Léognan, Bordeaux
Château Haut-Brion 1989
Tobacco. Earth. Warm stone. A wine that speaks in complete sentences. Our sommelier will only pour this if you can correctly identify which friend shot you the most times. Honor system.
CHF 720 / glass
Barolo, Piedmont
Giacomo Conterno Monfortino Riserva 2013
Tar. Roses. Existential clarity. The Nebbiolo grape at its most uncompromising. Like the wine equivalent of looking someone dead in the eye after you've hit them with a paintball at terminal velocity.
CHF 490 / glass
Northern Rhône, France
Jaboulet La Chapelle Hermitage 1967
Older than most of our guests' marriages and significantly more complex. Smoked meat. Leather. Violets that have given up on being delicate. This bottle survived longer than most friendships that come through our program.
CHF 860 / glass
12,847
Paintballs Fired (Season '25-'26)
4.2%
Hit Rate from Helicopter
37
Friendships "Temporarily Paused"
0
Fatalities (Knock on Wood)
CHOOSE YOUR FATE

All packages include helicopter transport, safety briefing (15 minutes of legal disclaimers read very quickly), and a GoPro highlight reel you probably shouldn't post on LinkedIn.

THE SKIRMISH
For the curious
$2,800
Per person · Half day
  • 1 helicopter run (3,500 vertical feet)
  • 1 hunter rotation per person
  • 100 paintballs per hunter
  • Basic après with beer & snacks
  • Complimentary bruise documentation photo
  • "I Survived" sticker
SELECT
THE VENDETTA
Most popular · Most chaos
$5,400
Per person · Full day
  • 3 helicopter runs (10,000+ vertical feet)
  • Multiple hunter/prey rotations
  • Unlimited paintballs
  • Full steak dinner & open bar après
  • Slow-motion replay reel on big screen
  • Custom team jerseys (keep 'em)
  • Priority target vests (glow-in-the-dark optional)
MOST POPULAR →
THE BLOOD OATH
For the unwell
$11,000
Per person · Weekend
  • 2 full days of hunting + skiing
  • Night run with UV paintballs & headlamps
  • Exclusive "no rules" final descent
  • Lodge suite accommodation
  • Private chef · Sommelier · Massage therapist
  • Professionally edited mini-documentary
  • Embroidered bathrobes with kill count
  • NDA included
INQUIRE
WE TAKE SAFETY
SOMEWHAT SERIOUSLY
Full-face goggles provided
DOT-rated helmets
§
14-page liability waiver
+
On-site paramedic (1)
Complimentary coping drinks
TESTIMONIALS
I haven't spoken to my brother in four months. We both agree it was the best day of our lives. He knows what he did.
DM
Derek M.
Prey (hit 11 times) · Zermatt, Jan 2026
★★★★★
I can't ski. I've never skied. This is the only winter sport I've ever loved. I hit my boss's husband at 120 yards from a moving helicopter. I've peaked.
PK
Priya K.
Hunter · Corporate team retreat
★★★★★
As a couples therapist, I can't officially recommend this. Unofficially? I went with my husband and it was the most cathartic experience of our marriage. 10/10.
SL
Dr. Sarah L.
Hunter & Prey · Anniversary trip
★★★★★
I booked this for my bachelor party. My groomsmen hunted me for six hours straight. I arrived at the altar covered in welts. My wife was furious. I'd do it again tomorrow.
CT
Chad T.
Prey (by choice) · Bachelor party
★★★★★
Our hedge fund does this quarterly now instead of trust falls. Last quarter's top hunter got a $50K bonus. Morale has never been higher. HR has never been more concerned.
MW
Marcus W.
Managing Director · Unnamed PE firm
★★★★★
I'm the pilot. I've seen things. I've heard things. I've watched a grown man cry after being hit mid-backflip. This is the greatest job in aviation.
JR
Captain Jim R.
Chief Pilot · APEX Heli Hunting
★★★★★
FAQ
IS THIS LEGAL?
Our legal team describes the situation as "technically permissible in British Columbia under a very specific reading of several provincial statutes." We operate in a jurisdiction where the phrase "assumption of risk" carries significant legal weight. You will sign a waiver. Several waivers, actually.
DO THE PAINTBALLS HURT?
At sea level, from 30 feet? Moderate sting. From a helicopter moving at 60mph, at 7,000 feet, in -15°C? Our medical consultant describes the sensation as "significant." We provide padded outerwear. You'll want to wear it.
CAN I BRING MY OWN PAINTBALL GUN?
No. Absolutely not. We learned this lesson once and our insurance premiums have not recovered. You will use our provided equipment, which has been velocity-limited to what our lawyers call "the maximum acceptable threshold."
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE HUNTED?
Then you're a hunter. That's the whole point. Everyone participates. There is no "observer" package, despite seven formal requests and one petition.
HAS ANYONE BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED?
We prefer the term "memorably impacted." Our safety record is public and available upon request, though our PR team would prefer you didn't request it.
CAN WE TARGET ONE SPECIFIC PERSON THE ENTIRE TIME?
The "Vendetta" package was literally designed for this. Please see our Grudge Match add-on, which includes a custom target vest, personalized taunts over the helicopter PA system, and a framed scorecard.
DO YOU OFFER CORPORATE PACKAGES?
We're the fastest-growing corporate team-building activity in North America, according to a survey we conducted ourselves. Ask about our "Reorganization" package where teams hunt their managers, and our "Performance Review" package where managers hunt their teams.

READY TO
HUNT YOUR FRIENDS?

2026-2027 season bookings now open. Spots are extremely limited because we only have one helicopter and our pilot needs weekends off.

By clicking "Book a Drop" you acknowledge that APEX Heli Hunting Heli-Ski & Hunt Ltd. is a fictional company created for entertainment purposes. No helicopters, paintball guns, mountains, or friendships were harmed in the making of this website. If this were real, you would need to sign approximately 14 pages of liability waivers and we would strongly recommend updating your life insurance policy. Please ski responsibly and don't actually shoot your friends from aircraft. That said, if someone wants to fund this, our DMs are open.

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